So, the lovely Ms. Suzanne McNeil gave me a great idea for a contest of sorts for The Myles Files, so all credit goes to her. I figure it’s about time I started giving some incentive to read the blog, and now seems like as good a time as ever.
So, here’s the first ever Myles Files “Caption This Picture” Contest!
Caption Me!

Context: This picture of Ryan “The Elder” McNutt and his girlfriend (The aforementioned Ms. McNeil) was taken at my cousin Paul’s wedding.
Caption Options: It’s entirely up to you – put words into either of their mouths, describe their actions, go nuts.
The Prize
Okay, so admittedly I don’t have an actual prize for you. However, if you live in bizarro land, you might find this just as valuable as a tangible object.
If you write the best caption out of all of the captions (There might not be very many), you get the ability to choose the topic of a post at my TV blog, Cultural Learnings. This means you can make me write pretty well whatever you want, within limits of course. If your goal in life has been to gain power over me in some form, here’s your chance!
I’m placing the deadline as Midnight on Sunday (That’s Monday Morning, technically), Atlantic time. Happy captioning, everyone!




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August 3, 2007 at 9:24 am
McNutt
This is a terrible idea, and yet another reason why I usually don’t listen to anything that my girlfriend suggests.
August 3, 2007 at 9:25 am
Gary Cooper
“I’m with stupid”
August 3, 2007 at 9:30 am
Gary Cooper
“Look over there, it’s those guys from Wedding Crashers”
August 3, 2007 at 9:33 am
Gary Cooper
Attention everyone! There has been an accident. Is any one here a guitarist?
“He is”
August 3, 2007 at 9:37 am
Gary Cooper
PS Myles I don’t need to ruin your contest and you never said anything about mulitple entries. MUAHAHAHA
To make matters worse my boss has the day off and its a Friday before a long weekend so I’m not every busy today
August 3, 2007 at 9:38 am
Myles
Gary, you’re clogging the ballot box! Limit one entry per person, it’s only fair.
August 3, 2007 at 10:46 am
Gary Cooper
You never said that! Until now! Therefore I will not submit any additonal comments but all my previous entires must be considered, it’s only fair. Perhaps this is the perfect situation for that Alias I have developing.
August 3, 2007 at 12:41 pm
uphillflow
Only one entry? Hmm…. This requires thought. As for the DAMNABLE time zone differential… I just know Im going to get hosed over on a technicality brought about by my West-Coastishness.
August 3, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Spencer Keys
“You want I should pop that thing?”
August 4, 2007 at 10:20 pm
Walker
He wishes his blog was as successful as Myles’
August 5, 2007 at 3:32 pm
uphillflow
Finally giving up in his attempts to grow a mustache that rivals those of great dictators past, McNutt the Mad now forces one of his concubines to continually provide one through judicial thumb placement.